Parrot drama in my house

My parrot has decided that 6 AM is the perfect time to yell at the top of his lungs. Not for food. Not for water. Just… for drama.

Yesterday, I tried to ignore him, and he somehow managed to mimic the sound of my phone ringing. I nearly tripped over myself trying to answer it.

Please tell me I’m not the only one living with a feathered comedian. What’s the most ridiculous thing your parrot has done to get attention?